Sometimes I do things for my friends—things for which I really expect nothing in return. Chances are that if you have reached this page by invitation, then you are someone who thinks that you owe me something.

Believe me, if I had expected compensation from you,
I would have sent you a bill!

Anyway, since you are here, you must have pestered the hell out of me for a way to compensate me. So, why don't you do this instead:

Make a Donation To:

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

or

Alzheimer's Association

P.S. If you got here some other way—by mistake, for instance—and you made a donation here, well, you are my friend, and you have every right to be here.